Here are some i-guess-you-had-to-be-there, totally random comments heard by family members today:

"What are you talking about, do you even know anyone thats Jewish?"

"I am thankful for my boobs that sag."

Lynn:I am thankful for my family, and for my new face, and...
Everyone Else: Lynn, Lynn, you only get one thing, we want to eat
Lynn: and I'm thankful for...

L: Move this, your hair is in your coffee
N: no it isn't.. what are you talking about
L: look at that spot on the tablecloth, its from the coffee dripping off your hair

"Ant, where's Jess?" This is only funny because I think everyone asked him this question.

"Good thing your roommate didn't come down with you, this family is a bunch of wackos"

"I turned on my car and its going to be nice and toasty.." Nicole singing while dancing club style, and gyrating against the door.